Yes you are seeing that correctly. You’re not that hung-over that your mind is playing tricks on you. It is a signed copy of Vikki Blows’ new 2010 calendar from the lady herself.

Vikki very kindly signed this for me when I saw her at the London Tattoo Convention over the weekend.

Now before you ask, let me answer your questions: Yes she is that hot in real life, yes she is a really nice lady, and yes she is tiny. And I mean tiny. But most importantly, she’s a Brit! Which, to be honest, I wasn’t expecting. It’s become so commonplace for girls like this to be American, that I was expecting her to be one too. Shameful. So, imagine my surprise and joy when a thick cockney-like accent came out of her mouth!

Now, if I’m reading your mind right now, and you’re thinking “where do i get this calendar, or at least see more pics from it?!”, and you should be, then I have bad news…It’s not out yet as far as I know. But if you head over to the official Vikki Blows website, there’s plenty of stuff to keep you entertained whilst you wait.

Once again, thanks Vikki, you’re a gem.

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Alex Synamatix

One of three co-founders at THE DAILY STREET, Alex is our Editor-in-Chief, overseeing all TDS activity. Outside of TDS, Alex is a respected creative in his own right, from art directing club nights (comm•une) to consulting for some of the largest global brands.